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12月15日 Proud to be INDIANGood story - worth reading
An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to china.
On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call". The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked the priest and went along his way. Next stop was in japan. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in china and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God. "O.K., thank you," said the American. He then traveled to pakistan, srilanka, russia, Germany and France. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it. The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to up to India to see if Indians had the same phone. He arrived in India, and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "One Rupee per call." The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. "Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the US the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?" The priest smiled and answered, "You're in India now, son - it's a local call". KEEP SMILING Proud to be an INDIAN Dhoom -2 review from my visionFriends,
I saw DHOOM- II last week and really enjoyed. I know its too late to write review about DHOOM-II but still i want to put my views in front of my friends.
Performence by Hrithik is really flawless. I am not saying that he deserves award for this performence but i am sure that this performence is worth applauding. According to me no one would have done better justice to this role then Hrithik.
Aishwarya is worth watching. Look like that she has arrived from totally different planet. This is same heroine whi did HDDCS, DEVDAS & TAAL type of movie. She looks ravishing.
Abhishek, Uday & Bipasha are just about Ok. Abhishek in DHOOM 2 is what Shashi Kapoor was in Amitabh Bachchan starrers.Film is totally depend on Hrithik's strong shoulder & he carried it off with ease.
But i am really disaapointed with ending of the movie. I know masses would have liked this but You are not convicting a world level thief because he is actual hero of our movie. Sounds stupid.
Action movies are trend of Bollywood. In every time you find action movies. It all same like we had 10 year back with Akshay, Ajay & Sunil shetty. But big difference now is that this has been produced by YashRaj. Thats why they are getting more popularities.
Now come to Songs. When Dhoom 1 came it gave rise to a new music director - Pritam. Who has settled himself well in last 1-2 year. I was really disappointed with music but when i saw movie i really liked 3 songs.
Start with 'crazy kiya re'. It is good fast number in recent times. After seeing Aish dancing my liking for this song has been manyfold.
Same is case 'Dhoom machale dhoom...' I don't from where Hrithik learn dancing, but no one in bollywood is near to Hrithik's dancing skill. He is awesome in title song. Last but not least 'Touch me.' is also a good song.
Now coming to plus point of DHOOM- II yeah its very obvious 'ACTION'
With good stunts by Hrithik & also by Abhishek & Uday (very few) film come out to be competitor with KRISSH for best Action movie of the year.
DHOOM 2 is director Sanjay Gadhvi's finest effort so far.
I would definitely say to all my friends 'This movie is worth watching on Big screen'
12月13日 College daysCollege days.... years of non-stop masti... day afterday...
1. On being Late
"Kab chalu hua?"
"Attendance ho gayakya??"
"Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar"
"Mein kya karu, Kumar bathroom mein ghusa hua tha"
"Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu......... bolna ....... kal kya
padaya tha sir ne"
"Kal se pakka class karunga"
"Ek page de na.......... abe pen bhi to de......."
"Kal proxy mara tha kya"
"Yaar iss class ke liye koi subah kaise aa sakta hai........"
2. During the lecture "Yesss!!!! Sir.......The answer is
........huuuummmmm.......aaaaaaaa............"
"No sir.....I know the answer ......sir...."
"Saala apne aapko Newtonsamajta hai"
"Abe lecture ko chod..... Anjali kya lag rahi hai aaj........"
"Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha.......gadha......."
"mera assignment tere paas hai??"
"Kya bore ho raha hai. Bola tha cigarette pene chalte hain ."
"Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go canteen now!!!"
"Boss class khatam hote hi chai chahiye......"
3. Lab
"Expt. 2 likha??"
"Idhar Karna kya hai??"
"Yeh bhai.....mereko aata to tere pass kyon aata........"
"Areee tu to bura maan gaya.......data dikha na........."
4. Unit Test
"Unit test???? ......Aree yaar...... "
"Kya...... abe unit test mein itna topic hai to annual mein kya hoga...."
"Boss..... hogaya......aur nahi ho sakta........jaan nahi de sakta......."
"Oh !!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya?"
"Aaj kounsa test hai?"
"Oye Sanjiv kaha hai......uska roll number mere baad hai.......wo nahi aaya to mein pakka fail...."
After test......
"yaar pada tha....recall nahi kar paya.......chhod na ....... Canteenchalega..."
5. For attendance (less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye bahane)
"I was in the class, lecturer mark karna bhool gaya"
"Oye usko thoda khus kar list se tera naam hata dega........"
"Bola tha proxy regularly maar....... Saaletera class karne ka kya faida hua....."
6. Late submission of assignments "Maineukko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein submit kar dena"
"Last date extend hua thaa"
"I didn't know the last date"
"Ab mein kya karu wo mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya......."
"They should allow XEROX........"
7 . After exam
"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?"
"Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?"
"Ye subject ka reference book kounsa hai"
"1st mein 3 marks.....2nd mein 0.......3rd mein 2....... Gaya..........fail pakka......."
"Yaar notice lagte hi faad dena........wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh kar......"
8 . VIVA (b4 exam)
"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga"
"Aeee......Rohit.....terese kya poocha......."
"External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya......."
"Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ka ab tak preparation nahi hua hai"
9 . VIVA (General)
"Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tereko woh nahi poochhnewaala, then watz the point"
"Roll no. 1 aur 2 ka watt laga diya hai"
"External is asking BermudaTriangle ka Magnetic force kitna hai"
"Ye kounse unit mein aata hai"
10 . Submission "Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"
"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"
"Jai ho computer baba ki......jai ho Ctrl C - Ctrl V ki......."
"Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"
11 . A convo: "Ye tune kya likha hai????"
(The best one)
"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai
uska drawing nikal"
"Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"
" Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi kar."
"Koi hint........"
"Are baba ghasit de........na tu samjega na wo........"
12. Exam
"Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai woh aata hai"
"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai"
"ye last time hi poochha thaa"
"tere paas is ke notes hai??"
"woh chapter... mark weightage 6 marks... (facial ex-pressions speaks the story)"
"nahi samjha to rat le"
"External ka aane ka pura scene hai....... "
"Iss paper mein roll number ka kya order hai........"
"Pichle paper mein to kuch to aata tha.......issmein to anda aata hai......"
"Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya........"
....... bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai ........
....... Aaj har wo baat yaad aati hai ........
....... kuch buri batein jo ab acchi lagti hain ........
....... kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain ........
....... abki baar class attend karne ka man karta hai ........
....... Dopahar ki class mein aakhen band karne ka man karta hai ........
....... hostel ke chhat ki wo raat yaad aati hai ........
....... exam ke time pe wo hasi mazak bahut pyari lagti hai ........
....... tab ki bekar lagne wali photo's chehre pe hasi laati hai ........
....... Apni galtiyon pe tumse daat khana yaad aata hai. .......
....... Par tumhari galti dekhne ka man karta hai ........
....... Aaj tum bahut yaad aate ho ........
........Ek aisi subah uthne ka man karta hai........
....... bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai........
....... bas ek bar aur ........
....... wapas lautne ka man karta hai........ |
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